I decided to start a thread called “Post Your -99 List” to possibly save some people some time and hassle in trying to complete their list. A far as I know almost everyone is trying to improve upon what they have and can use a little help. A perfect example was last week when someone mentiond offhand a few off their PAO list and I thought “Damn, I could use a couple of those because my AD (14) was just not working for me.” Thus my new 14 is ADele holding a Grammy.
(Thanks to DH)
Clubs – 
- character/fictional
A –Ace Ventura – summoning - rhino
2 – Indiana Jones – cracks his whip into – a crystal - skull
3 – Munchkin – licking – yellow brick
4 – Ronald McDonald – deep frying -fries
5 – Lincoln – assassinating – penny (Yes, I know Lincoln was real)
6 – Jesus – Crucified – on a cross
7 – Exorcist – tied with rags to – bed
8 – Frankenstein – walking like Frankenstein, groaning, with bolts in neck - a tombstone
10 – tin man – chopping with axe – stump
9 –Big Bird – hatching from) – trashcan
J- Edward Scissorhands – carving bush into (shape) – bush
Q – Wicked witch – flying on )broom) –
K- King Kong – Beating his chest with (bananas) in his fists – getting shot by flying by airplanes
14 - dork (nerd) - tearing up - tire
15 Dalai Lama – talking on – telephone (pretty awesome how that works out, huh?)
16 Dasch Rendar – dashing into - digeridoo
17 – diglett – burrowing up and hits head on - boulder
18 – Taffy (man made of taffy)– deflates – taffy
19 – Dopey – tapdancing – tophat
20 – Ness – sticking up nose – Nose
Diamonds - 
- video game
2 – Yuna – performs sending by waving - her staff
3 – Mario – Butt stomp – green tube
4 – Raichu – electrocuting – a pokeball
5 – Link – hookshotting - bomb
6 – Charizard – spitting - fire
7 – Kirby – inhaling – boxing glove
8- Vivi – conjuring from the sky - icicles
9- Falcon – F-punching - Racecar
10 – Tidus – kicking – a blitzball
J – Luigi – chasing after –1-up
Q – Princess Peach – trapped inside – a cage
K – Bowser – stomping on – a goomba
A – Master Chief – lobbing – plasma grenade
34 – Capt. America – marking (drawing on with marker) – marker
35 – Amelie – milking – milkcarton
36 – magician – mashing (mortar and pestle) – mushroom
37 – Michael – magnetically attracting – macaroni
38 – Mephisto – muffdiving - muffin
39 – Moby (dick)– mopping – map
40 – rosemary (rosemary’s baby) – rusting (using magic to make rusty) – rose
Hearts - 
- cartoon
Ace – Alvin – singing into a (microphone) –
King – Fred Flinstone – rolling a bowling ball into – ten pins
Queen – Wilma – handing children from a box - cigarettes
Jack – Johny Bravo – surfing – on a surf board
Ten – Scooby Doo – Swallowing – a sandwich
Nine – Porky– leaning casually, chewing on – ham
Eight – Velma – inspecting – a grasshopper
7 – Cartman – tricycling
6 – Charlie Brown – tricked by – the other P(football)
5 – Waldo – surrounded by - candycanes
(1)4 – Archer – pulling from tuxedo – a pistol
(9)3 – mickey– steering – a boat
(6)2 – Underdog – burying – a bone
54 – Elroy – leering at - lure
55 – casting flare on – tonberry
56 – Alice – growing to incredible size, holding a – potion
57 – Lego man – building from legos - log
58 – Alf – lifting – leaf
59 – Lupe – lubing - lips
60 – Jason – slicing - Juicebox
Spades - 
- Real
Ace – Me – balancing on – a unicycle
King – Michael Jackson – licking – a lollipop
Queen – Oprah - tripping into – a chocolate icing - wedding cake
Jack – Joe –holding a lighter to – a bong
10 – Steve Irwin – tackling and wrestling – an alligator skin - alligator
9 – Paris Hilton – sucking on –- dick
8 – Franklin – flying a –- kite
7 – Gallagher – taking sledge hammer to – watermelon
6 – George bush – urging forward – - tank
5 – Elvis – bare ass sitting on - toilet
4 – Richard Simmons – pulling out of his ass – a cherry.
3 – Michael Jordan – dunking (O) - basketball
2 – Einstein – chalking on on – a slate- chalkboard
74 – Garfield – grinding – apple core
75 – kyle (southpark) – golf – gold
76 – Johnny Cash – catching– stack of CASH
77- Cookie monster – cooking - goggles
78 – Caveman – covering – coffin
79 – Cop – cooping up – (copper) cap
80 – Visitors –anal probe -UFO
81 – Vader - lightsabering - foot
82 – Vandal - vandalizing - spraypaint
83 – vampire – fumigating – vampire (whatever, it works.)
84 – Furby – firing (burning) – fur coat
85 – V – filing – file
86 – Vishnu – fishing- fish
87 – Viking – ■■■■■■■ - foghorn
88 – V – vivisecting - doll
89 – Forest - fapping on - viper
90 – Bozo the clown – pissing on – pssy
91 – harry potter –butt-dancing on next (P) (this is hilarious) – stick of butter
92 – Pinhead – pins (to loci)– pinecone
93 –Pimp – pummeling – bamboo
94 – Bjork– barks at (held back with chain collar)– pear
95 – Paulie Shore – pulling ( with rope) – pill
96 – Posh spice – pushing - badge
97 – Bugs – picking up– (pickle)
98 – Bevo (Longhorn UT mascot)– buffing – bovine (cow)
99 – Popeye – pops (like a ballon)– baby
P(AO) System - Person with associated Action/Object
Mine
00-Ozzy Osbourne on a (tombstone)
01-Juan Valdez pulling a donkey
02-Obi Wan Kenobi swinging a (light saber)
03-Orange County chopper guy welding a (motorcycle)
04-Amy Winehouse with a needle in her arm (OD’ing)
05-Castle Guard (Ruby slippers) With staff singing “O-E-O”
06-Oscar the Grouch holding (dead flowers)
07-OJ Simpson slashing a (knife)
08-Oliver Hardy holding a (Bowler hat)
09-OweN wilson petting a dog (Marley and Me)
10Ashley Olsen with furry orange jacket carrying a (big purse)
11-Alan Alda holding an (Army helmet)
12-Archie Bunker sitting in a (wing back chair)
13-Alice Cooper holding a (School bell or skull)
14-ADele holding a Gramy
15-Albert Einstein writing on a (chalkboard)
16-Andre the Giant chewing on a (rope)
17Adam Sandler “Clicking" a (remote control)
18-Alfred Hitchcock petting a crow
19-ANne of green gables holding a potato
20-Barack Obama giving a speech in front of a large (US flag)
21-Bryan Adams holding a (guitar) that says “room service”
22-Big Bird in a nest
23-Bill Cosby eating (Jello Pudding)
24-Barney the Dinosaur holding a (big yellow star)
25-Barbara Eden (genie) sitting on a (magic carpet)
26-Bill Gates sitting on a computer (laptop)
27Bart Simpson riding a (skateboard)
28-Beverly Hillbilly dad holding jug of moonshine
29-BeN franklin flying a huge (kite)
30-Conan O’brien adjusting his tie with a (monkey) on his back
31-Captain America holding a (shield)
32-Charlie Brown kicking a (football) and landing on his ass
33-Charlie Chaplin swinging his (cane) and walking funny
34-Celine Dion spraying (perfume bottle)
35Clint Eastwood talking to a (wooden chair)
36-Clark Griswold plugging in (Christmas Tree lights)
37-Charlie Sheen snorting (cocaine)
38-Cheech Marin smoking a (doobie)
39-Chuck Norris holding a Texas star (badge)
40-Dominic O’Brien flicking (cards) at people
41-Don Adams talking into a (shoe phone)
42-Drew Barrymore flashing (David Letterman appearance)
43-David Carradine strangled from a (noose)
44-Daisy Duke firing a bow
45-Dale Evans lassoing a (hay bale)
46-DoG the bounty hunter in (handcuffs)
47-David Schwimmer hugging a (Giraffe)
48-Dustin Hoffman (rain man) counting (poker chips)
49-Don kNotts shakily filling a (revolver)
50-EeyOre (Winnie the Poo) with a jar of honey
51-Ed Asner holding (balloons)
52-Ernest Borgnine sitting on (starfish)
53-Eric Cartman riding a (coon cycle)
54-Ellen Degeneres (Feather headdress) burlesque dancing – (I need to change this)
55-Eddie the Eagle (Skis) ski jumping
56-Eddie Guerrero holding a (WWE belt)
57-Edward scissor hands cutting hair (barber chair)
58-Evander Holyfield shadow boxing a (punching bag)
59-Edward Norton (honeymooners) beside a sewer grate (plunger)
60-Gary Oldman (Sirius Black) holding (ID plate)
61-Gillian Anderson examining X-ray (X-files)
62-George Burns smoking a (cigar)
63-George Carlin reading a (comic book)
64-GoD (white bearded man in robe) throwing (lightning bolt)
65-Gloria Estefan holding a (GE light bulb)
66-Satan (666) spouting flames
67-Gene Simmons sticking tongue out (holding Kiss album)
68-George Hamilton holding (tanning mirror)
69-Garden gNome holding (watering can)
70-Steve-O with a (six-pack of beer) taped to his head
71-Steve Austin (holding big eyeball)
72Sandra Bullock (steering bus)
73-Stev Carrell bicycling
74-Scooby Doo eating a big (hamburger)
75-Santa’s Elves holding a (hammer)
76-Samwise Gamgee smoking a (pipe)
77-Spongebob Squarepants in his (pineapple) house
78-Sherlock Holmes holding a (magnifying glass)
79-Steve Nash dribbling a (basketball)
80-Santa Claus holding red (bag of gifts)
81-Joker laughing hysterically throwing a (fake bomb)
82-Humphrey Bogart (smoking a cigarette)
83-Howard Cosell holding (ABC mike)
84-Humpty Dumpty holding a frying pan
85-HE-man pointing (massive sword) to the sky
86-Hermione Granger holding a (wand)
87-Homer Simpson eating (donuts)
88-Hank Hill holding a (propane tank)
89-HaN Solo firing a (blaster)
90-Dr. No crushing metal figurine (Dr. No) (I need to change this one too)
91-Neil Armstrong holding a (moon rock)
92-Norman Bates talking to a (skeleton) (Psycho)
93Nicolas Cage holding a (torch)
94-Napoleon Dynamite standing by a (locker)
95-Nicole Eggert holding red flotation device (Baywatch)
96-Newt Gingrich riding an (elephant)
97-Nikki Sixx (Mötley Crüe) holding a (pentagram)
98-Neil patrick Harris talking to a (Smurf)
99-Wayne Gretzky holding (Stanley Cup)
Anything anybody can add would be much appreciated…
