Memoryball - John's six-week 2026 USAMC journal

Long-time followers know the 2025 John Lance USAMC story well. last year, as a fresh-faced newbie, I put together a thorough training plan, worked hard for 7 months, and was rewarded with a 4th place finish at the USA Memory Championship finals.

this year i’m old and jaded. i started my dream job a few months ago and i absolutely love it, but it takes up a huge portion of my time and focus. more of my hair is falling out, i dropped a small box on my knee yesterday and have thought of nothing else since. someone recently said i was ‘cheugy.’ digesting red meat is getting tougher.

anyhow, all that to say i gotta be honest with myself. i don’t have the time or the patience to do this all “right” this year (or the passion, honestly. I’m looking forward to going back to trivia as my #1, but i still love this sport and i want a flippin’ seahorse on my mantel.)

last year in finals i was perfect in long-term and words and expect to do the same this year with very little extra time spent. I’m not even thinking about these until after qualifying, and aside from spending a week putting the long stuff in a palace, i don’t anticipate much time at all here.

so three steps really:

  1. qualify

  2. get through tea party

  3. beat @wesleytwiggs at double-deck.

something i’ve done before, something i haven’t, and something requires the highroll of a lifetime. so how will we do it?

Step 1: Qualify. Last year i was 10th of 12 that made it, and any of the 5-6 folks that were on the border could easily have overtaken me if some things changed. I need to improve my scores.

Cards, Images, Names, Numbers, Words.

Words and Images, i’ll see you guys the week of qualifiers. i know the pieces will be there.

Cards i’m sticking with my current setup, single-card PAO. i’m not that far from having my 1352 TIM half-list done, but i don’t plan to use it this year. Some practice will get me to 52/52 in ~60s on the day and i assume that will be fine, though there’s a bit of room to get even faster. even just 60s is a huge improvement over last year tho.

Numbers: it’s done! i have a 000-999! i’ll need to tune and practice and review going into next month, but i expect to have it usable on July 18. the qualifier scoring system makes numbers pretty low-leverage, but there is definitely improvement room. Last year i finished 14th in numbers with 80/80 in 2:56, an abysmal 73 seconds behind 13th place. Cleaning up even a minute there will give me a little breathing room, and who knows if i could maybe get even faster. lots of points here.

Names: some value in practicing this for Tea Party, too. But i’ll need to get going on this. it really, really is as easy as everyone says it is. look at a person. get a feature. connect it to the name. bang bang bang. it’s just, what do all those words i just said mean when it comes to how you specifically remember things. that’s all this sport is, lol. I was quite slow in this last year in my only perfect run, so I’ll want to work on this a LOT.

after qualifying, i’ll figure out the other steps. back soon for a baseline run. goals in qualifying are as follows, we’ll see if i can get anywhere close:

  • Cards: 60s
  • Images: 20s
  • Names: 2:00
  • Numbers: 1:30
  • Words: 1:20

nice to climb back on the horse, let’s see how far it throws me :slight_smile: the plan is to work on the highest-leverage stuff (ergo the title reference) and just ignore the things that felt like they wasted time last year. who knows.

seeya soon

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Day 1, or day 3, or whatever you want to call it. the number that matters is 40 days until qualifiers :slight_smile: here’s the run, two shots at each discipline just like game day:

Names is dire, my browser crashed but I wasn’t close to last year’s number. I need to go 70% names 20% numbers 10% cards for at least the next week.

Well, that’s a plan at least! Can’t put it into words how powerful it feels to wield a 000-999 system. Let’s go!

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yeah it would be a VERY funny bit if i just never updated this thread. but i’m training. numbers is down consistently under two minutes, names is still around three. but i’m working on that. and pretty much nothing else. numbers and names and occasionally cards.

last year i was over 2 minutes on cards, over 3:30 on names, and right near 3:00 on words. all of those scores should be much better this year for sure, it’s just a question of “how good did everybody else get?” and i guess we will see!

What is your blue print to get better at names and int names, Goldfish? Is the USMC a national names competition, or more an international names style comp like the classical comps?

At this point, just practice. For the qualifiers, each of the main Memory League games are played twice with the best score counting for each player. There’s a massive, almost mandatory bonus for getting a perfect set on each. So consistency is important above all, with speed also a factor.

and then the names portion of the finals is called “tea party”, they give you six stacks of intentionally complicated and unrealistic information and it gets delivered by (literally) college students who are, uh, beginning to develop their on-camera skills. however bad this sounds it’s worse. i can’t wait!

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“Hi! My name is Brickstonzi Kriiii@d’ch Smith. I was born February 31, 1998 and I went to Whelmston Academy for broken souls class of 1973. Go Wolverines! I currently live in Dick, Alaska, zip code 32987. I work for Chili’s as a busser, so I can better support my porcupine. Her name is Becky, and she’s bright pink. I enjoy traveling, puzzles, and jousting when I get the chance. I drive a 2025 Bugatti Veyron in dayum blue, and my favorite foods are habenaro peppers, water, and that sludge from the movie The Matrix.”

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alright, i think i’ve got my real qualifier targets dialed in (best of two runs):

  • Cards: 1:40 (-27s from last year)
  • Images: 0:25 (-10s)
  • Names: 2:05 (-1:25)
  • Numbers: 1:40 (-1:16)
  • Words: 2:00 (-59s)

given that i qualified last year (10th) and these are big improvements, I’d expect to qualify again this year somewhere around 5th or 6th if i hit all these. if i hit 3 or 4, which is more likely, probably ending up tenth-ish again.

well, a couple days and we’ll know one way or the other and i can either prep for the finals or get a new hobby. yeah!

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Good luck for the qualifiers! I’m sure you will make it! :sports_medal:

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You got this man!!!

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Did my last full runthroughs today, went well! I might do some names work tomorrow but nothing crazy. Ready for battle Saturday :slight_smile:

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ended up with some numbers and words scores that could charitably be described as “■■■■■■■” and will appropriately not be going to the finals; good luck to everybody that made it!

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Hope youre not too disappointed goldfish. You sounded excited about tea party lol! I am away on vacay at the moment so couldnt tune in live.

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Is there anywhere to watch the qualifying rounds?