Go ahead, start laughing. No, seriously. I need you guys to laugh at me. I’m going to be back now.
Like, actually back.
[insert comment about the number of times I have said that before and how many times I have followed through]
Here’s my starting mission: memorize a deck of cards in less than 5 minutes by the end of December.
Here’s how I’m going to do it: memorize a sequence of 3 cards every day, minimum. I’ll do this almost first thing in the morning. My current routine is: get up, get clothes, shower, do a duolingo lesson in Spanish and one in German. I shall add in my 3 card minimum memorization after the duolingo lessons. I’ll probably end up doing more most days, but all I have to do is show up every day in December. No exceptions, no days off.
Ignore random digits. Ignore names and faces. Ignore tea party (side note: that is probably the most impressive event to me). Ignore random words. Ignore poetry.
Just cards.
I’m starting with just a 52 image person system, I’ll advance to a PAO system from there at some point, but I don’t want to get held up trying to create the “best” actions and objects at this point. Nor am I going to worry about creating the “best” people assignments. Here’s my current layout, and it is probably hopefully going to be something very similar to what I am using at the end of the month. Otherwise I get too distracted changing people around and stuff because some people are “hard” to visualize, but that doesn’t really matter. It’s all going to be hard for me at the start.
Hearts: the Doctors from Doctor Who (they have two HEARTS). A - 1st doctor, 2 - 2nd, 3 - 3rd, …, J - 11th, Q - 12th, K - war doctor
Spades: Star Wars characters, vaguely based on Major system. A - Dooku, 2 - R2D2, 3 - C3PO, 4 - Rancor, 5 - Luke, 6 - Chewie, 7 - Grievous, 8 - Vader, 9 - Boba Fett, 10 - Sidious, J - Han, Q - Leia, K - Yoda
Diamonds: Dwarves from the Hobbit, in order (Dwalin, Balin, Kili, Fili, Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur Bombur, Thorin)
Clubs: Doctor Who companions, followed by a “key” enemy to that companion. A - Rose, 2 - Cybermen, 3 - Martha, 4 - the Master, 5 - Donna, 6 - Davros, 7 - Amy, 8 - Angels, 9 - Rory, 10 - Silurian, J - River, Q - Vashta Nerada, K - Clara
Here we go. I’m going to do my first three cards now. (Although in reality I expect that I shall attempt a full deck afterwards.)