Speed Reading @ 0wpm!

Yes. I can do that. I can. I know I’ve bragged, more than once, about having strong reading skills but it’s not that simple. I have a zero retention mode. It’s an ADD effect. I’m sure I’m not the only one here. If my brain is not interested it is ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and it won’t take it in. Like a rubber ball. I’ve had to read safety manuals at work and pass tests on the contents. Read the page, nothing! Not even a mental picture of the page. Again and slow this time. Nothing. Again, read out loud. The words sound like poem in a foreign language.